Cop Tries to Beat Up 15 Year Old

(the click bait image is a bit much, but the video is okay)

True, this teenager probably deserves a good ass kicking, but you also expect cops to be better than this:

It’s just sad.  I mean, what kind of technique is that? The cop is leaving his face open and swinging wildly! I expect my police force to be able to punch a kid better than this.

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Cops hate snowball fights!

The police were called for a disturbance, which is the proper term for any time black kids are having fun, and he responds correctly.

The lesson here, kids? If you have a snowball fight you can expect the cops to draw guns on you. Your tax dollars hard at work.

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Chicago church laments after falling gargoyle kills woman

Sara Bean, 34, was killed on Thursday while walking to lunch with her fiancé, who is her longtime boyfriend and father of her children, local media reported.

Well, maybe God had enough of her living in sin. Her baby daddy is now her fiancé? C’mon!

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Robbers try to rob wrong people

When you fight other fighters for sport, regular thugs become fun target practice:

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Woman saves infant, cop abuses her

Because who gives a shit about an infant possibly dying from heat inside a locked car?

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Yay! Good news ladies. Cannibal cop is free:)

Thankfully, a judge overturned the guy’s conviction. If you remember kids, he was the cop who used the law enforcement database to find potential victims to torture, kill and eat.

See, the judge knows it was just a fantasy. Although he had a list of 100 names of women who were potential targets, transcripts of discussions about how he’d go about killing them and google history of how to chloroform and where to buy the best torture devices, we all know fantasies mean nothing. I mean, if he really wanted to kill someone then how did he get caught before it happened? Silly, right? Everyone knows crime isn’t prevented.

Btw, a fantasy doesn’t mean you want to do it! I know a guy who has a fantasy about raping children, does that mean he shouldn’t be trusted to babysit your children? Most likely he’s not even attracted to kids. It’s common knowledge that serial killers only fantasize about things they don’t plan to do.

So just another reason to be happy to date the male gender, ladies:)

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