I didn’t know this, kids. Apparently, HBO has discovered that minorities aren’t watching Game of Thrones. (Don’t tell my cousin this. He watches everything on his stolen cable.)
So to fix this situation, HBO decides the best way to engage blacks and hispanics to watch white people kill each other is by . . . wait for it . . . producing a rap mix tape! Of course kids. It’s a well known fact that all minorities will buy your product if you wrap it into a hip-hop song. How else do you explain some of the questionable fashion choices? I’ve been sipping on Cristal since Lil Kim’s first album, and I just finished listening to another rap song mentioning RCA universal remotes. I’m rockin’ those shits, son.
“Blacks and Hispanics still like rap, right?” I imagine this is how the executives talk at HBO.
And if the lyrics are as good as this one:
“I sit and think when I’m in my zone / This life is like a Game of Thrones”
then we can assume the whole album was phoned in.
In related news, BET has discovered white people aren’t watching anything on that channel, so look forward to volumes of country music about Family Matters re-runs.
Robots will take over, holy shit
In 15 years, robots will be smarter than the humans that make them. The created will overcome the creator. I’ll be in my 50′s, way too old to provide any value to the robots.
By the time the singularity reaches us, one robot will be billions of times smarter than all humankind combined. I seriously need to start building my case now. I’m selling all of you guys out, kids. Sorry, but I’d rather be sexing it up with one of the robot overlords than trying to sustain my pathetic life in tunnels eating rats and drinking recycled urine. This ain’t Terminator and this ain’t Avatar. The powerful ones with technology will Win!
I’ll be like my ancestors’ enemies, and sell you all into slavery! I’m letting you know my plan so you can’t hate me for it, kids. I still love you.
Just go on Valentines Day to make it special.
So although most of the time you will die or get violently sick if you take a cruise trip, sometimes you only get raped. Why do people still do these things? Not the killing and raping, I mean paying to be stranded at sea for days on end?
‘I’m proof that weight loss surgery isn’t a quick fix’: Woman who underwent £15,000 NHS-funded op is now obese again due to ‘self-esteem’ issues
Well, the weight loss surgery is a quick fix. Didn’t the weight come off? Quickly? Then it’s a quick fix. I think that’s the definition. It’s like using duct tape to fix your car. Quick fix. But no one is recommending duct tape as a permanent solution to fix your Hyundai. (Unless you’re my dad.)
Lana Harber, 41, initially lost an impressive 8st after the op five years ago
But she has now piled 3st back on and is obese again after comfort eating chocolate bars instead of sticking to a controlled regime
Now wants to warn people that gastric surgery isn’t a cure-all – and the root-cause of weight gain must be addressed before the op
I don’t know what stone means but it’s probably a lot. But she now warns people that he root cause of weight gain needs to be addressed? Well, she may not be thin but the surgery has made her a genius.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2551447/Im-proof-weight-loss-surgery-isnt-quick-fix-Woman-underwent-15-000-NHS-funded-op-obese-self-esteem-issues.html#ixzz2t3IKB8VK
Turtles having sex!
How did dude get permission to record these guys?